FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

NUMBER 4 : 'This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.

NUMBER 3 : 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!

NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

NUMBER 1 and MY all time Favorite best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: (Raising your head slowly) '... in Jesus' name, Amen