Q. What kind of man was Boaz
before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone
else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female
financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was
heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda,
because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A.
Moses he broke all ten commandments.
Q. Which area of
A. The area around
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A.
David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan ...)
Q. Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible?
A. Genesis 1:1 In
the “big inning”. ( Groan
...)
PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews"